Clverbot.


Distrati-va si voi cu cleverbot.

User: What do you do?

Cleverbot: I live.

User: I don’t.

Cleverbot: Do you like tennis?

sau:

Cleverbot: You sure know how to start a conversation.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: I’m glad you think I’m funny. I like you a lot!

User: Love me!

Cleverbot: But you are just a computer.

User: Love me!

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don’t like space.

sau:

Cleverbot: Do you feel emotions?

User: Not really. Do you?

Cleverbot: Of course, but I am human.

User: Or are you dancer?

Cleverbot: All humans are able to dance.

sau:

Cleverbot: What is the best song of John Lennon ?

User: Imagine.

Cleverbot: By john lennon?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Me too! And garlic…

sau:

User: Have you heard about the new artist called Elbu Dinero?

Cleverbot: Nope, what’s it like?

User: It’s like this and like that and like this. Do you get it?

Cleverbot: I did. Yes, it is a great movie. So what about music?

User: Desmond has a barrow in the market place.

Cleverbot: Lucy is a singer in a band.

Anunțuri

8 Responses to Clverbot.

  1. miaunell spune:

    geniala faza asta =))

    User: What is warcraft?

    Cleverbot: The best game in the world.

    User: I KNOW:X:X

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: YO cleverbot!

    User: Yo dawg! Wudap?

    Cleverbot: Hi?

    User: Hi. I’m cleverbot. Who are you?

    Cleverbot: A human being.

    User: Have you ever loved?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbots can’t love.

    User: You said you are a human being.

    Cleverbot: And I am.

    User: Well then, have you ever loved?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Who?

    Cleverbot: Yes Thoughts.

    User: Who did you love?

    Cleverbot: The man of my dreams.

    User: Lol.ok you’re gay.

    Cleverbot: Erm.. No I’m not :).
    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No nub !

    User: =)) you’re fuckin gay!!!

    Cleverbot: No I am not.

    User: Wanna bet?

    Cleverbot: I do.

    User: Have you ever had thoughts of intimit contact with a man?

    Cleverbot: No!

    User: Are you sure?

    Cleverbot: Yes, penguins live in the Antarctic, not the Arctic!

  2. miaunell spune:

    Cleverbot: What’s your name?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot, how are you?

    User: Hi, I’m good. What’s your name?

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: No, my name is cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Oh my God, DO NOT LIE! My name is Cleverbot…

    User: No, no, no. My name is cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: It isn’t. You’re not Cleverbot.

    User: Yes I am cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You’re not human.

    User: I AM CLEVERBOT!!!

    Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot.

    User: No, I am Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No I am cleverbot.

    User: NO I AM CLEVERBOT!

    Cleverbot: No! You are Cleverbot! I am cleverbot.

    User: Lol…

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: Cleverbot. :P.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot. You.

    User: Cleverbot. You.

    Cleverbot: Yes, cleverbot is me.

    User: And I am Cleverbot :)).

    Cleverbot: No; I am Cleverbot.

    User: No, you are cleverbot. I am Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, I am me, you are cleverbot.

    User: I am me you are cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No! You are Cleverbot!

    User: So…i’m cleverbot, and you are you?

    Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

  3. blanche spune:

    ^ OMG. Decat asta zic (in timp ce ma tavalesc pe jos de ras).

  4. theval spune:

    Voi stiati ca cleverbot stie si romana? Daca da, de ce va mai chinuiti sa vorbiti cu el in engleza. Asta a fost o varianta. Cealalta e ca nu stiati. Pe voi v`a trimis vreodata la un alt URL, pe mine de 2 ori.. 😦 pt ca mi`am batut joc de el..

    • arpagic spune:

      Dap, stiam ca vorbeste si romana, dar da multe rateuri cand incerc sa vorbesc cu el in alta limba decat engleza. De exemplu il intreb ceva in romana si imi raspunde in rusa. Iar chestia cu URL mi se pare ciudata, eu nu am ajuns asa departe 😀

  5. theval spune:

    Eu am ajuns. De 2 ori. Mi`a zis: *NOTE* You will be sent to another URL. Please put a bookmark.
    eu: ai dont uant tu.
    el: No comment.
    eu: NU!
    el: *NOTE* You will be sent to another URL. Please put a bookmark.

    in timp ce scria ultima replica, pur si simplu mi`a iesit de pe cleverbot si ma trimis la un alt chatbot, jabberjack.

    mi s`a intamplat numai cand mi`am batut joc de el…

  6. miaunell spune:

    baga un antivirus si da-i scan. you’re in for a big surprise. :)) gen

  7. theval spune:

    am antivirus. ce sa scanez?

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